Tuesday, December 30, 2014

the crime scene ( hybridized fanfiction)

                     "MCGEE!" Screamed Leroy Jethro Gibbs. All of NCIS was in complete chaos, trying to see through the green spectrum of light. "Where the hell are we?" Demanded Gibbs.
              " Umm..... well, boss, it look like we are in Hogsmead, Scotland." McGee said uncertainly, typing away at his computer.
                    "Oh that reminds me of the movi-....OW!" cut off by Gibbs head slapping him, Tony noticed the green light was starting to disappear.
                  There it stood. The huge citadel  barely visible through the fog. Yes, Hogwarts was in full swing with  spells flying around and the flying brooms wizzing by people.
       "Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?" Demanded a frustrated Gibbs.
                 "Well it seems that we are in some mythological time frame where young men and woman use magic to solve their problems. That  reminds me of the time...."Ducky was cut off by a mysterious shaped woman and a old bearded man who was wearing a gown.
                  " Yes, it seems that one of our students has been murdered by another student." McGonagall said with sadness etched in her eyes.
             "I see. Where can we start?"
they were lead into the castle where the crime scene was.
           " Jethro, look at this body. It is spectacular! It is nothing I've seen before." With excitement Ducky started weighing the heart.
    "Poor dear. So young. My dear, who ever did this to you will surely pay for what they have done. I once had a friend who lost his finger ...."
               " What do you got ducky?" said Gibbs without his signature coffee cup.
                        "Well as you know this person was killed by a magic that I don't know much about. What I do know however is that there is nothing wrong with the body. it seems that whatever spell was used stopped the heart."
                " It looks like the Avada Kedavra spell. It's the only spell that kills someone," said a small, frizzy-haired girl.
        "who are you?" Demanded Gibbs.
            " I am Hermione Granger, sir."
                "And what are you doing here?"
    " I was sent to bring you to dinner, sir. You and your whole team will be eating with Gryffindor tonight sir." she starts heading towards the dead girl, staring at her sadly. " I knew this girl you know. I grew up with her, her brother is my best friend. Does he know what happened to her?"
"I'm sorry sir they told me because they thought I could help with your investigation. I will just go now, don't be too long dinner will be served soon." Hermione left. Ducky turned to Gibbs.
                   " Jethro, i wish we were back home. This work place is so.... I miss my room." both ducky and Gibbs headed to the dining hall.
      " Gibbs! Gibbs, Gibbs! look what I found." Abbey Shuto screamed running into the room wearing the Hogwarts uniform.
              " I need my caffeine Gibbs! They don't have coffee or anything."
" I know Abbs It's torture," said Gibbs sadly" everyone seated at the Gryffindor table next to the frizzy haired girl named Hermione and a black haired kid with a scar on his forehead.
"Please, everyone, let's welcome the NCIS agents for coming to help us figure out the crime." bellowed Dumbledore.

                                The whole room instantly exclaimed, with the loud clapping of the thousand students.

     "Oh MY GOD, Gibbs! Look at these thingy- mabobs." Waving a wand around. Abby turns to the students, she took it from. " What do you call it?"
               "Bloody hell, woman! what have you been doing? living under a rock?"
                   "Ron, be nice to her. She is a muggle." Defended Hermione.
    "So what are you guys like math maticians?"
                  "Ziva, you mean magiticans." said  Dinozzo rolling his eyes.
 "Everyone, listen up" screamed gibbs. Everyone's attention was suddenly drawn to him. "We figured out the murderer of miss Ginny Weasley."
Ron instantly turned pale, not knowing it was his sister who died.
"She was killed by a death spell. Does anyone know who could of have cast this spell?"

Almost everyone in the room put their hand up. " Yeah, you" He picked a boy with blonde  hair from slytherin.
 " of course  it's the dark lord He- who-must-not-be-named."

"and who the hell is that?"
"sir, we do not say his name. It-"
" i dont care! What is his name?"

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Those Teachers

Do you know the feeling when you get a  test back and you thought you really did well,but then you turn it around to see you failed it? Or the time when your teacher says its going to be an easy test then when you get it you dont know any of the questions? teachers can be a pain in the but sometimes. Am i right? One minute your on the teacher's good side then the next your getting a detention for no reason. The spanish teacher i had for my first year of highschool was the most confusing teacher ever! the worst part was you couldnt say "SHUT UP!" Like really of all the words you could say it has to be that one. the one everyone says on a daily basis. almost every class i had for her she caught someone saying that word. And guess what her punishment was! yeah it was cleaning her classroom. I mean i love her but i was never caught saying shut up in her class, so i cant really complain.

                Do you know the feeling in the morning when you get to your first period class and your thinking God is the day over yet. Wanting to slam your head on the table because you feel like dying. Yeah why dont teachers understand we students brains dont work until at least ten oclock. what the teachers really dont know is that all we students here is blah blah homework blah blah blah test next class blah blah see you next class. Thats not even the worse part. the worst part is when you get bombarded with homework. your like yeah i have no freaking life thanks for making me have a reason not to have a life! And all the teachers get angry when you dont do their work what they dont understand is they have five other different homeworks they had to do on top of the homework do in that class.

            Dont you just love math class when your doing quadratic equations and polynomials and then you have that one student who asks why they have to do it? then the teacher's answer is because in life you have to do it. Then when you ask them how you use it in life they either dont have an answer or they "  because if you want to be a math teacher later in life then you have to." Who the heck wants to be a math teacher when you get older? Oh yeah no one! We are never going to use any of this stuff later in life.

            I walk into the school remembering how aweful this school was. The same old cranky teachers, halls smeeling like mildew. I enter the classroom all the boys are nudging each other saying cruel things to each other. one word in particular catches my attention. "shut up!" i turn my head and look at the boy, black hair that always is covering his eyes, blue eyes that you can barely see peeks out from under his long hair. oh yes that is definetly him, Jimmy Johnson. The teacher doesnt even look up from what she was doing and she says that one aweful word that everyone hates to hear.

that one word that ruins everyones day when you hear it. all the students go back to their warm up. currently doing the math problems on the board, Jimmy raises his hand. The teacher looks at him.

                       "Yes Jimmy"
He hesitates first, " Mrs. murphy why do we have to do this math work. i mean we are like never going to use this in class."
                                            Everyone in the class agrees everyone attentive for my answer to his question. " Why jimmy thats a excellent question."

                      I get up from my desk leaving my grading for later, i walk up to th front, everyone staring at me, waiting for the answer.

                I smile enjoying this mment in life where i can reflect and see how i thought about the same thing at the same age. " Why Jimmy there is only one reason for doing math probelms and all the homework you have in school."

" Its because you have to use this material later in life."


Friday, December 5, 2014

(list poem) the advice

1. When someone comes up to you and asks you to be a partner in their project, say no.

2. When your brother asks for a favor saying " its really important" ignore him and tell him no.

3. In school, don't be that person who skips classes and doesn't do work because your going to pay for
 it later in life.

4. Never ever let a guy ask you out by texting because nothing can come out good from technology.

5. When you leave an essay to the night before its due, you know its going to get a failing grade. Don't do that.

6. When your dog comes into your room begging for something, don't ignore him because in the
future he will get back for you ignoring him.

7. Don't ever believe your friends when they say its P J day and  then you end up being the only one in them all day.